This. Is. Hil. ar. ious.
[And when I say "hilarious," you have to hear me saying "hilAIRious" because some people pronounce it "hilAREious" including my French boyfriend but I don't know what backwoods town he learnt his English in because in New York, people, we say hilAIRious and so that's definitive pronunciation as far as I'm concerned.]
Soit. This is a film short starring my beloved friend from my theatrical youth, Alissa Dean. She's a real life professional actress in LA now; tune in to "Without a Trace" on CBS on Sept 24th to see her guest-star as a methhead/stripper/murder accomplice [insert type-casting joke here]. Knowing Alissa as I do, my educated guess is that this is 85% improvised, but bear in mind folks, she is acting and in reality is sharp as a tack. And please don't be offended by the content.
Raise your hand if you think rollerskating should be an Olympic sport, too!